kim beaver's lodge

Yeah right... maybe ten hours tops!

2012-02-14T13:40:00.001-08:00

?

2012-02-14T12:37:00.002-08:00

Honestly, I cannot tell if this is serious or fake. I read about object sexuals and I know that they are used as an argument against the lgbtxyz life style. Basically I think what ever makes you happy and that I would not equal this with an inter-human relationship, but I hate all the mean and invidious comments on youtube. I could imagine that he might be gay and too intimidated by society to really commit to another man. On the other hand, maybe there is something like this, and who am I to judge? What are your thoughts? And no, the fat guy is NOT a spotted BigFatty (too many hair)

bro'swithiphones.com

2012-02-13T14:19:00.001-08:00

Yo bro' Yo Yo!

Spotting the Fat

2012-02-10T12:57:00.000-08:00

Tourists! Coming from beautiful Californica nothing pleases them wherever they go. At least the admission was free.

The Official Number One Fan 2012

2012-02-05T22:42:00.001-08:00

Dear Gussie, politics is a quick and dirty business. Poor Ms Bacon, but she will always be the Number One in our hearts, although I must say, Gavin is quite cute too ;)

Best of luck for this year's fat ruination period as Nr #1 president, Gavin. Pokin' the Fat One with that stick of yours has obviously proven to be rather efficent and a successful start. Congratulations!

GO BACON GO!

2012-02-03T14:51:00.000-08:00

Because she is the best - and a natural blonde.

This is too much for a stupid Lesbian from Mexico... :(

2012-02-01T12:57:00.001-08:00

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Oh dear, I'm afraid Uncle Sam really means business this time. I even wrote for some help but they just told me in one sentence:

You need to be on Internet Explorer. You can also mail the payment in along with form UT-3W.

But I'm a Mac girl ?!?!? I am willing to pay what I owe, but HOW? Things are so much easier here on the Faroe Islands, either you are related to the tax officer or you sleep with her and all is good.

Fat Classics

2012-01-31T23:32:00.000-08:00

Sometimes "Spotting BigFatty" can really be a horrahfic experience, even if it is with his most favorite gentleman caller.

Twentyfive reasons to vote BEAVER

2012-01-24T00:53:00.001-08:00

Big Fatty's Mexican Date Fail

2012-01-21T10:54:00.001-08:00

Poor BigFatty, or should we say poor Mexican?

Favorite Fat classics

2012-01-21T09:52:00.001-08:00

Feeling the strong creative competition from "Spotted Big Fatty" I have decided to recycle some of the fat classics and I thought sex always sells. Woof!

Fatty White

2012-01-17T16:44:00.000-08:00

I love the roses. The big flowery patterns actually make him look slim.

Spotted!

2012-01-17T00:28:00.000-08:00

Spotted at last year's great and glamorous kb look-alike contest La Bacon in Las Vulgahs. (She is the Lady GaaGaa of podcasting after all, our very own icon!)

Honestly, I think he should have won. They look like father and (grand-)daughter anyway and I think he really did an awesome job on those hair!

PS: I tried to post this on the original and marvellous Spotting Big Fatty site, but obviously I am too stupid and failed - sorry to the mysterious inventor and owner of SBF!

Spotting the Fat!

2012-01-17T00:01:00.000-08:00

There is a new and BRILLIANT website out there called Spotting Big Fatty. I don't know who is the mastermind behind this but I love it. Very well done :)

New House Mate

2012-01-11T02:51:00.000-08:00

Look whom I have found living under the Lodge! I should call pest control because he probably eats all the cables but I can't. I call him Sammy. Isn't he the sweetest?

xo kb

Morning delight

2012-01-02T23:07:00.000-08:00

What a way to start your day! I love vacations :) Maybe I shouldn't listen to the BFO until I have finished my tuna waffles.

Saving Princess Hameia From The Dark Side of Lurking

2011-12-26T03:48:00.000-08:00

Our dear and valiant friends Georgie Wan, BigFluke, ChewieM the Mexican and Hantie Solo joined together forces to rescue sweet Princess Hameia from the Dark Side of Lurking.

Will Georgie Wan's mighty saber, Hantie's terrific looks, ChewieM's eloquence and BigFluke's wavey hairdo be strong enough to save our beautiful Princess from the dark and desperate realm of lurking?

Yummy

2011-12-21T13:32:00.000-08:00

"Fatty's Goddamn Dental Drama"

2011-11-21T14:27:00.000-08:00

Thanks to his exemplary compliance BigFatty not only enjoyed today's visit at the dentist's but he also saved a lot of money by providing his own anesthesia. Considering that he had a coupon for the Mexican restaurant the night before, he double saved again!

Learn all about how and why at tomorrow's BFO!

Don't mess with Kathy Lurker!

2011-10-29T14:49:00.000-07:00

I love this woman. She is amazing. She is my inspiration. She makes me laugh every day. And she blows your head off if you mess with her. Love it!

Why Lesbians love the Ocean

2011-10-05T12:58:00.000-07:00

Folsom your Beaver

2011-09-30T14:25:00.001-07:00

Well, I am back again. This trip was all trouble. NEVER will I go again on vacation with my cousin twice removed! His bf was nice but cousin Michael is just MEAN.

I missed half of the fun, because they left me at Heathrow airport where I had to browse real quick through duty free. He swears he told me the right time when our plane to San Francisco was scheduled. All lies. There I stood stranded and lost.
But thank goodness I found a flight the next day. Besides, the backrooms of London's dyke bars are fabulous, but that is another story.

Here are some pictures I took at Folsom Street Fair where I spent a decent amount of money to buy him a birthday spanking which he enjoyed a wee bit too much for my taste.

Folsom was great fun and so was San Francisco!

After spending all day at the Fair we went to the Castro where we had a tall Vanilla latte at the epicenter of the gay world, the Starbucks at Castro/18th -

LGBT on the Faroes

2011-09-06T23:47:00.000-07:00

Listen to this great interview about all things LGBT on the Faroes. You can find a lot more interesting information about the Faroes over at The Faroe Islands Podcast. You can find them on itunes as well.

If you take a VERY close look you might spot someone...

2011-09-06T22:58:00.000-07:00

Weird people like me like weird music like this

2011-08-09T13:58:00.000-07:00

Amazing story

2011-07-23T02:58:00.000-07:00

Thanks to Sandy from The Lesbian Mafia for the link.

Why I am fat...

2011-07-16T01:38:00.000-07:00

Today I wanted to do something to get in better shape before my vacations in September and I went into the yard of the Lodge to get my bike. Seems like I haven't used it in a while...

James, we love you

2011-02-21T09:06:00.000-08:00

James is a dear and very sweet podcasting/facebook/twitter pal of ours and he is recovering from severe illness. It is important that we keep him in our thoughts and prayers (for those of you who do so) and most of all that we send him our love.
His family has found his facebook and they have informed his friends about what has happened. Being still unable to communicate by himself his family will forward all our messages and comments to him. They think that will help him recover and get better.

Go to his facebook page and send him your love. There you will find his email address, too.

Thanks

Lick it

2011-02-07T13:59:00.001-08:00

As an aknowlegdement for outstanding performance, unfailing effort and indefatigable service to the community, Mr BigFatty from BigFattyOnline is awarded with this special edition of the 4¢ stamp to celebrate the reception of his fourhundreth gentleman caller to the Fat Cave. His tireless dedication to support and promote tourism in Charleston, SC has benefited the local economy to great effect. His sedulous endeavors will be remembered and honored every time this piece of art is licked and sticked onto our letters.

Well done, Mr. Fatty!

The wife drew this

2011-01-16T15:31:00.000-08:00

To all the bullies :)

2011-01-07T16:27:00.000-08:00

I love love love him!

FCKH8.com

2010-10-16T14:18:00.000-07:00

The Beaver's Tongue

2008-07-26T08:50:00.000-07:00

Yes, it is actually a language.

Vit síggjast xxooxx kb

Vársongur - Springsong

2008-06-06T13:22:00.000-07:00

My dear friend tsjoencinema from húsagardur has created a new song and video. This is another masterpiece of this talented and wonderful musician, artist and compatriot. Excellent!

Vit síggjast xx oo xx kb

F*CK YOU EVIL KIM BEAVER

2008-05-30T00:52:00.000-07:00

Oh my, sweet Daniel from Dubious Contents had a little rant and rave on his ep' 003 about the Beaver. Obviously he did not like his jester outfit very much.

Now listen, darling, you look wonderful with that hat and I don't think that you are fat. That cloak would hide every trouble area on the hips anyway. But ok, I am a lesbian and I like it when there is more to love :)

Although I am a wee bit sad that you hate me so much, your curses and insults made me laugh so hard that I had tears in my eyes. How can somebody with such a cute little face and such a beautiful voice be so rude?! I loved it.

Danny, you rock and when you tell me to suck it, well, honey I guess I could forget that I'm a lesbian for that special occasion :)

Vit síggjast xx oo xx kb

Coldplay with your Beaver

2008-05-18T11:00:00.000-07:00

Did you know that I am heavily into Gothic? Every weekend I paint myself black and white, put on my black cloak and skull earrings and go party!!!
On of my favourite band is Coldplayer. Gosh, these boys are cool - and Chinese :)

Vit síggjast xoxoxokb

110/82 mmHg

One Cup One Peever

2008-05-13T13:38:00.000-07:00

Have you listened to WMBYS's latest episode? Holly's story about her garden and how she got rid of that beast that digged all those holes in her vegetable patch stirred up some disturbing memories.

I was about five or six years old, when my aunt and her husband visited us. I did not like them. Especially he was a nasty and ugly man, who smelled like beer and smoke. I definitely remember that one morning he came into my room and wanted to wake me up. He pretended to be tired and crawled into my bed. I do not really remember that anything weird happened but in retrospective I guess that he had no business at all to climb into the bed of a six year old child. We never were close and I clearly remember how repulsive it was and how appalling. I still remember his fat body and this awful smell of beer and smoke.

The next morning he came again. I remember how I was afraid and how I made myself as small as possible and how I hid my tiny body under my pillow. He crawled into my little bed again - but this time all of a sudden he startled, screamed and fled shouting and cursing out of my bed and my room.
I had prepared myself and had soaked my mattress all night long. And it worked just beautifully. I drove him away with the weapons of a child.

I don't know, I cannot say that he tried to molest me but today I know that he had no business whatsoever in my bed. Of course I was scolded and punished for fouling my bed and annoying the uncle. I felt so ashamed but today I am proud and thanks to Holly's hilarious story I remembered this.

Vit síggjast xoxoxokb

151/82 mmHg

Big Fat ray of sunshine

2008-05-01T15:40:00.000-07:00

Every time you are feeling low there is a ray of sunshine brightening things up. And in my case there were two :)
Thank you so much Big Fatty and bluboy for your lovely comments. I am almost getting as sentimental as good old Auntie Vera. But she is so right. Share the love! You really made me feel better. Love you darlings.

Out of mere coincidence I checked my Myspace site and guess what?! I have got a message from Eric Himan himself. He is one of the most gorgeous and talented musicians I know and I love him beyond words. His new album Resonate is always on my ipod and I horrify my neighbors and co-workers because I am singing along with Eric.
I feel like a teenager again. Check him out :)

Vit síggjast xoxoxokb

110/75 mmHg

eBeaver

2008-04-27T08:17:00.000-07:00

Oh Lord, did I tell you about my vice? Ok, one of my many many many vices? I am an ebay addict. I cannot abstain from browsing and watching, and unfortunately buying all the time. What is worse, I have to store all the crap I win and get. Oh, dear, all my precious little things and I are like sardines in a can in the lodge.
Of course, I was shopping again today. But what did I find on the interwebs? What did I have to see? After having suppressed a strong gagging reflex I had to place a bid of course. I did not know that he makes a little money on the side with something like that. But a girl has to pay her rent as I always say.

And bitches - I will cut you if you go there and try to outbid me! I saw it first - this invaluable item will soon be mine. I might burn it in the backyard probably, but I have to possess it! I am an addict :)

Vit síggjast xoxoxkb

171/71 mmHg

I have learned a new word!

2008-04-23T01:31:00.000-07:00

Good gosh and lesbian! I just listened to Mr. Big Fatty's new show. There he reveals his nickname "Poopalizzy". I had no idea what this means so I looked it up - and guess what I have found! Unbelievable - something out of the lesbian business I did not know - Big Fatty is unbelievable. I said it before and I say it again!!!

Vit síggjast xoxoxokb

117/72 mmHg

PS: You have to click no the picture to see it better - Sorry, it is just a poor screenshot :(

Holy Beaver! This man is hot!

2008-04-04T12:22:00.000-07:00

Being a Nordic girl I am not easy to impress, but this guy is just wonderful. If he wasn't gay and I was straight... or whatever :)
Eric Himan is hot as a volcano. This guy plays the guitar and sings with so much passion and skill that he gives me the goose pimples when I listen to his music.
His latest album Resonate is amazing. Eric you rock!!!

kim in love with a GUY!!!!! and his music xoxoxoxoxoxox

Spank The Bad Beaver

2008-04-02T02:30:00.000-07:00

I am bad bad bad - and greedy - and fat. And what have I done, being on a strict diet since 1971? See yourself and please don't judge me. I am bad. I am weak. I am greedy. Did I say that I am greedy? And not in a good way.

Sigh - kb

Lurid Dashboards

2008-03-23T09:27:00.001-07:00

Oh my goodness - look what I found this morning on my little Easter bunny hunt. It is not my car, good Lord, no! Ok I do have a little something dangling from the rear-view mirror - I admit. But this is either a piece of art or something to scare away car thieves.

Ok my friends - what is it that wiggles on your dashboards? That little Hawaiian Hula dancer? Elvis? Worse? Come on - tell me and do send pictures :€)

Vit síggjast darlings xoxoxokb

above the earth's surface

2008-03-21T17:01:00.000-07:00

This video made by a friend tsjoencinema you can find on this wonderful Faroese blog Í Húsagarði.
It is a piece of art and of amazing beauty!

Enjoy xo kb :€)

Springtime

2008-03-21T12:07:00.000-07:00

When I was out this morning playing at the beach I saw the first migratory birds coming home from the south. I love this time of the year and I love springtime.

Happy Easter my sweet little bunnies :€)

Age is a bitch...

2008-03-12T14:39:00.000-07:00

Oh dear, now the first signs of getting on in years are showing themselves. Look what happened to my beaver tooth.
I broke a tiny little piece of it. I know it is not much but it is a sign... The fortiness is going to creep upon me over night. I can feel it. It is coming - closer and closer.

And this gives me anxiety. And this anxiety makes me grind my teeth - very hard - and this grinding all the time causes all these nasty microfractures and they finally let my choppers crumble into rubble like the Temple of Abu Simbel.

Oh dear, because- what is a beaver without teeth? I must ask Archerr or Big Faddy how they cope with it...

Vib thuthaashh! xoxoxokb

Hana ni arashi

2008-03-11T04:40:00.000-07:00

This is a picture I took last week. Now there is nothing. The storm took all away. I guess another lesson to enjoy the short moments of beauty. They are so quickly gone... Gosh I sound like an old lady babbling about life. No, I am not another imaginary person in Auntie Vera's head!

Vit síggjast xoxoxoxoxoxkb

"How you remind me" in Greek! By Kimikis Beaverakis

2008-03-10T13:55:00.000-07:00

Alkistis Protopsalti is a very famous artist in modern Greece. She has a strong and amazing voice and the deepest eyes I have ever dived in. She has a great variety of songs and styles and she can do everything outstandingly! From traditional Greek music to this version of the Nickelback song. This woman is pure energy!

Enjoy my darlings :)

xoxoxkb

PS And if anyone calls her A Third World Madonna once again - I'll rip his heart out!

The Face on Mars

2008-03-10T11:36:00.001-07:00

In July, 1976, Viking Orbiter 1 was acquiring images of the Cydonia region of Mars as part of the search for potential landing sites for Viking Lander 2. On 25 July, 1976, it photographed a region of buttes and mesas along the escarpment that separates heavily cratered highlands to the south from low lying, relatively crater-free, lowland plains to the north. Among the hills was one that, to the Viking investigators scrutinizing the images for likely landing sites, resembled a face. Owing to the importance of the landing site search, and with a desire to provide the public with at least one familiar-looking landform amid the craters and exotic terrains found all over Mars, an image including the face-like hill was released as part of the Jet Propulsion Laboratory's public relations effort. The text of that release notes the face-like hill. (cf. The Face).

This is the latest picture of The Face taken by the European space probe Mars Express. Isn't this astonishing and absolutely amazing? I really recognize a face with gorgeous little eyes. How can that be? This cannot be mere coincidence. Is there any alien doing going on? Is it some kind of sign for us? Or is it just a whim of natural geophysical forces? A mere coincidence? I don't think so!

Be it as it may, it is beautiful and just another mysterious marvel of Dame Nature :=) Enjoy!

Vit síggjast xoxoxoxkb

After 200 Years, a Beaver Is Back in New York City

2008-03-09T08:09:00.000-07:00

A crudely fashioned lodge perched along the snow-covered banks of the Bronx River — no more than a mound of twigs and mud strewn together in the shadow of the Bronx Zoo — sits steps away from an empty parking lot and a busy intersection.

Scientists say that the discovery of this cone-shaped dwelling signifies something remarkable: For the first time in two centuries, the North American beaver, forced out of town by agricultural development and overeager fur traders, has returned to New York City. Read the amazing story of the Beaver in this NYTimes article.

Finally :=)

PS: The picture is actually not taken in NYC. It is one of my slides of my vacations in Italy last summer. I love the Mediterranean, the landscape, the culture, the friendly people and the food :) The excellent Italian food. And this reminded me of this little Trattoria in New York where I had these wonderful Spaghetti al frutti di mare. I swear to God, those were the best Spaghetti I ever had. After this amazing meal I went to the Bronx Zoo that is mentioned in the New York Times article. So, naturally this picture taken during the stay in Italy seemed to be the perfect choice for this blog entry.

Capisce?!

Tears on my pillow

2008-03-08T15:15:00.000-08:00

The poor thng. She probably cries because her ear is missing. Ok, you are right. She is me and my ear is as intact as it is beautiful. Why I am crying you might ask? Yes, it is because of this awful James Bond on TV. Never watch OO7 or something like that. They always show women who are pretty, weak and stupid. Or lunatics. Why is there no Jane Bond? Kicking asses, solving mysteries and wearing stunning frocks.
Oh my, I am bitching about OO7 again - but showing this misogynistic crap on the International Women's Day is scornful and derisive. He stirs his dry Martinis with his shriveled dick and has only one olive. Now he is killing Fatima Blush - the madwoman who works for the bad guy. Ridiculous. No real villain lady would wear such horrible bloomers.
Aarrgh - why am I always watching this patriarchic cowshit?

Síggjast xoxoxkb

Beaver Fever

2008-03-08T11:00:00.001-08:00

Hello my darlings (I share this deep love for you with my favourite and most beloved Auntie Vera. If you don't know her you miss something. Go and check out her marvellous showVera speaks for real. Poor Kim has been ill and has had a very nasty and disgusting cold. Yea, the little Beaver was all runny and febrile. I even had fever dreams, good heavens!
My only consolation and comfort was as always my little pet squid Ringo. He is such a gorgeous and sweet little bugger. Always a jester and God bless his good soul always trying to cheer me up :) Thank God for molluscs!

Happy Internationl women's day! Every day should be women's day in a world where women still get paid less than men for the same jobs, in a world where the equality of women is still a far away dream in most countries and societies. Never give up sisters and keep on fighting!!!

Vit síggjast xoxoxoxkb

Beaver Eye in the Sky

2008-03-05T14:31:00.000-08:00

When I was out in my garden this morning I found something quite astonishing. It is the wing of a butterfly. There was no trace ot the insect itself. I only found the wing. I do not even try to imagine the horrible story that led to this remarkable finding in my little garden. But anyhow, I collected it and took a photo for the blog. Isn't it beautiful?

Vit síggjast xoxoxoxoxkb

Ohayo gozaimasu

2008-03-02T04:36:00.000-08:00

I love love love everything Japanese. I think it is one of the most intriguing and fascinating cultures we have. And I love sushi - of course :=)

shitsurei shimasita -
ja mata ne

kb

somnambulism

2008-03-01T13:47:00.000-08:00

Since I was a child I was a sleepwalker. Dreaming, deeply unaware of my doing I often left the house to awake in midwinter barefoot in our garden behind the house. My parents had to lock the doors and hide the keys to prevent my little midnight strolls. Thank goodness I never hurt myself or others and I never got lost, at least physically.
I never quite figured out what is causing this strange behaviour, and trust me it is not my only one. It is not the moon, nor the arctic ice-crickets clicking in our garden. God knows, maybe it's the disturbing sound of Big Fatty's burping resonating in my dreams that drives me out of my bed.

Vit síggjast xxxxxxkb

drowning 2

2008-02-29T14:11:00.000-08:00

mood: drowning

2008-02-23T11:27:00.001-08:00

Leopard meets Beaver

2008-02-22T14:12:00.000-08:00

I wish I could doze in the sun like that leopard. While Snowflake amuses himself with the boyfriend in NYC I have to sing the high praise for apple in his place. I am currently installing the new operating system from Macintosh onto my laptop.
I am very happy with my Tiger and just out of curiosity I decided to buy Leopard, because I am a nerd and an addict.

And broke, did I mention that I'm broke?

Vit síggjast xxxxxxkb

heyandi

2008-02-18T15:17:00.001-08:00

Here is a drawing that my halfblind grandmother painted (actually by mouth - she put out her teeth and could so operate the brushes better) of my once young and handsome great grandfather Páll on the fields. I found it when I cleaned out the attic and it made me melancholic and thinking of all the hours we spent together when I was a child and when she told me the stories of her childhood, the hardship, hunger and her first romance. Oh, my dear beloved Granny Rannvá Hildigunn. She knew how to tell a story, again and again and again. But I loved her, until she first slowly, then completely lost it. Even in her bewilderment she was hilarious and funny, probably because of her bewilderment. This is something I surely got from her. And I am proud of my inheritance :)

Happy Beavertine's Day!

2008-02-13T14:39:00.000-08:00

Happy Valentine's Day my sweet Darlings - I wish you love and love and love :)
Enjoy this wonderful day with your darlings and let me <3 you! Here you can see the Vegan version of this beautiful day :)
With a special greeting to someone very special
xxxxx I love you my little paprika :) xxxxxxxxx

Oh my gosh, I just feel like Dr. Christiaan Neethling Beavnard famous for performing the world's first successful vegetable-to-vegetable heart transplant. I doubt though that he also used a kitchen knife.

Vit síggjast xxxxxkb

Smoke

2008-02-11T12:58:00.001-08:00

But avoid rain

2008-02-10T06:51:00.000-08:00

This happens when your pig gets into the rain. It is a very common and well liked Germanic tradition, called a "Kresseschwein". These things are the dernier cri in interior design.
Amazing, isn´t it?

Vit síggjast xxxxxkb

Happy New Year

2008-02-10T06:46:00.000-08:00

Let me wish you all the very best for the New Year! According to the Norse Calendar it is the year of swine -and this means lots of happiness, luck and good fortune for all of you my darlings :)))

Reflexions

2008-02-10T06:09:00.000-08:00

Dreambeaver

2008-02-08T12:37:00.000-08:00

I know I should give up Cooking Cherry, but what can I do... It gives me these really strange dreams and visions - as if I wasn't strange enough you might say and you are absolutely right, cheeky, but right. And what would a Beaver's dream be?
Do you remember your dreams? Are they happy, wishful, disturbing, frightening? Tell me what you are dreaming...

Vit síggjast (=we'll see us = à bientot = see you = tschüss) xxxxkb

backstroke

2008-02-04T11:33:00.000-08:00

When I swim in my pool there is sometimes this strange noise under water. Like voices - no, not the usual ones in my head, other voices, different voices. They sing. Yes, call me mental, but I can hear them. This reminds me to tell you about one of my favourite movies of all times. This is really a piece of art and those amongst you who saw it, might know what I mean.
"I have heard the mermaids singing directed by Patricia Rozema.
The title is referring to a poem by T.S. Eliot „The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock“ and see here what wiki knows about this beautiful and somewhat mysterious poem.

Here an excerpt:

I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each.

I do not think that they will sing to me.

I have seen them riding seaward on the waves
Combing the white hair of the waves blown back
When the wind blows the water white and black.

We have lingered in the chambers of the sea
By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.

Vit síggjast xxxxxkb

Svimjihøllin

2008-02-04T06:43:00.000-08:00

Diving is one of my favourite hobbies - be it in the ocean or the pool. Water is my element I guess. It makes me forget all my sorrows. I love to glide in this eerie silent darkness while the water is craddeling and caressing me. I just have learned that a very good and beloved friend of mine is a breast cancer survivour. I didn't know that and although thank goodness she is healthy now it scared me. Among women worldwide, breast cancer is the most common cause of cancer death. North American women have the highest incidence of breast cancer in the world. There is an organisation that does research to improve Women's health.

The Society for Women’s Health Researchis the nation’s only non-profit organization whose mission is to improve the health of all women through research, education and advocacy. The Society encourages the study of sex differences between women and men that affect the prevention, diagnosis and treatment of disease. Founded in 1990, the Society brought to national attention the need for the appropriate inclusion of women in major medical research studies and the need for more information about conditions affecting women exclusively, disproportionately, or differently than men.
Their web site is a great place for information and participation. They do not accept advertisment on their site but they have a Donations button. You can also become a member to support their important work.

Love you all

Vit síggjast xxxxkb

Show me the Beaver

2008-02-02T16:18:00.000-08:00

Here's the shop window where you can see a dead beaver hanging from the ceiling ready to be processed into this delightful dish that my Chinese friends so colourfully call a Dim Bi Wa -

Eeew :=(

Beaver Bagels

2008-02-02T15:39:00.000-08:00

One of my most exciting and wonderful holidays I spent in San Francisco - what an amazing city. And oh boy, I had flowers in my hair, believe me!
I have seen many places in this world - but SF really is something special. Although I am a foreigner from the other side of the ocean, from the old world :) I definitely felt like being at home, being with my own queer folk there. Oh I wish we had a Castro here on my side of the pond, that`d be fantastic.
One thing however was a bit gross, to be honest. When we strolled through the city we came across the wonderful and excitingly exotic China Town they have there which was completey gorgeous and outstanding. Except for the baked beaver they offered there as Take Away food for lunch break. Disgusting! Come on guys, is this really necessary? Don´t eat beavers (although they must be delicious as I am told by my Chinese little friends =) My other half drew the picture above with skill and patience, knowing all about what eating Beavers taste like!

Vit síggjast xxxxxxkb

My Hits suck

2008-01-29T14:14:00.000-08:00

I know - it is vane and weak, but I do keep an eye on stats and hits and things... I wondered how the pod- and bloggiants outthere do it and did some research on the market. And guess what, they all work with sex. yes darlings, I know this sounds rude, but let's face it. Eye candy (as it is called) everywhere - and wooosh, the numbers skyrocket. Look for example at Big Fatty's site . He is hilarious by the way and fat thanks to all Gods and Goddesses of podcast heaven that we have him back. He too has some hot cutie on that site - wow! Even I can see that :)
So there, now you have it. Advertising is everything and sex sells so here is my contribution to the game :) And no, I won't disclose the model's name (although most of you do know him - what a pity that you cannot see his face, he always wears the most fashionable and elegant glasses - toujours le dernier cri) His stage name by the way is Beau, Mr.Beau :=)

Vit síggjast xxxxxxkb

afterglow at beaver beach

2008-01-28T13:50:00.000-08:00

Oh, I am getting old and sentimental, but when I was out at the beach this evening I saw the most marvellous afterglow. I am a hopeless romantic I guess :=)
Of course I know we all appreciate a nice little afterglow now and then, who wouldn't ;=)

Have a great week my darlings

Vit sìggjast xxxxxkb

I live by the ocean

2008-01-27T03:41:00.000-08:00

Θάλασσα του Πρωιού

Εδώ ας σταθώ. Κι ας δω κ’ εγώ την φύσι λίγο.
Θάλασσας του πρωιού κι ανέφελου ουρανού
λαμπρά μαβιά, και κίτρινη όχθη· όλα
ωραία και μεγάλα φωτισμένα.

Εδώ ας σταθώ. Κι ας γελασθώ πως βλέπω αυτά
(τα είδ’ αλήθεια μια στιγμή σαν πρωτοστάθηκα)·
κι όχι κ’ εδώ τες φαντασίες μου,
τες αναμνήσεις μου, τα ινδάλματα της ηδονής.

K.Π. Kαβάφη
(Από τα Ποιήματα 1897-1933, Ίκαρος 1984)

Morning Sea

Let me stop here. Let me, too, look at nature awhile.
The brilliant blue of the morning sea, of the cloudless sky,
the yellow shore; all lovely,
all bathed in light.

Let me stand here. And let me pretend I see all this
(I really did see it for a minute when I first stopped)
and not my usual day-dreams here too,
my memories, those images of sensual pleasure.

C.P. Cavafy

I love C.P. Cavafy. He is one of my favourite poets.
Of course there is not much of sun bathed shores and steel blue skies here like in beautiful Greece. But it is the same sea, isn't it?
There is no sea like the Greek sea and no sky like the Greek sky - there is something special about the light there. It performs some ancient and weird kind of magic to the colours. I love the North of course, but especially on misty, rainy, cold and grey Sunday mornings like today I can't help daydreaming. Hell I do miss the sun - where is my booze?!

Seepferdchen

2008-01-26T14:16:00.000-08:00

Seepferdchen

Als ich noch ein Seepferdchen war,
Im vorigen Leben,
Wie war das wonnig, wunderbar
Unter Wasser zu schweben.
In den träumenden Fluten
Wogte, wie Güte, das Haar
Der zierlichsten aller Seestuten
Die meine Geliebte war.
Wir senkten uns still oder stiegen,
Tanzten harmonisch umeinand,
Ohne Arm, ohne Bein, ohne Hand,
Wie Wolken sich in Wolken wiegen.
Sie spielte manchmal graziöses Entfliehn
Auf dass ich ihr folge, sie hasche,
Und legte mir einmal im Ansichziehn
Eierchen in die Tasche.
Sie blickte traurig und stellte sich froh,
Schnappte nach einem Wasserfloh,
Und ringelte sich
An einem Stengelchen fest und sprach so:
Ich liebe dich!
Du wieherst nicht, du äpfelst nicht,
Du trägst ein farbloses Panzerkleid
Und hast ein bekümmertes altes Gesicht,
Als wüsstest du um kommendes Leid.
Seestütchen! Schnörkelchen! Ringelnass!
Wann war wohl das?
Und wer bedauert wohl später meine restlichen Knochen?
Es ist beinahe so, dass ich weine -
Lollo hat das vertrocknete, kleine
Schmerzverkrümmte Seepferd zerbrochen

Joachim Ringelnatz

Aurora Beaveralis

2008-01-25T13:55:00.000-08:00

Oh my friends, it' one of these magical nights again here. Looking out of the window of Beaver cottage I can see this marvellous heaven again. It is so beautiful. I wish I could show it to you in its actual perfect beauty.

xxxxkb

Bipolar Beaver

2008-01-25T13:13:00.000-08:00

Yes my dears - I actually did fail the Rorschach test - who would have thought this possible? But it wasn't easy at all!
What would you have said about this picture? What do you see in it?

Vit síggjast xxxxxxkb

Finally back

2008-01-24T14:03:00.000-08:00

I apologize for not blogging for so long - but what can I say. I was absolutely thrilled, overwhelmed and aching with laughter.
My friend who has had the TIA is much better. She is still in the clinic running some tests, but she is fine and already complaining about everything :=)
Well, that was not the reason why I was aching with laughter. I was listening to all the shows of The Lesbian Mafia.

Sandi T. hosts this AMAZING show and she is so funny and absolutely crazy. Just excellent!!! Definitely a highlight in the (Lesbian) world!
The show opens with a hilarious song that I am singing all day long. There is a youtube video from a girl who lipsyncs to the song, and isn´t she just absolutely gorgeous?! HAHAHAHAHA Enjoy my darlings and have fun

Vit síggjast xxxxxxkb

iStink

2008-01-16T04:13:00.000-08:00

Overwhelmed be the Apple Expo Hype I immediately went to the so famous and popular itunes store and bought the new upgrade for the ipod touch.... I shouln´t have... I updated itunes itself, installed the newest firmware version and bought the upgrade. Itunes said politely "Thank you for your purchase" and that was it :=( Nothing, of course I tried it again. Nothing again. No, that´s not true. They charged me twice, but still no upgrade in sight.... Merda! I checked and double checked everything, even set back the ipod. Yes, all play lists are gone, yes, all videos audiobooks and everything is gone, but no upgrade.
Why did I even start this...
I sent an email to the support and got instantly an answer. Automatically crafted, thanking me again politely and with pointing out how famous and popular itunes is these days, a real answer with a possible solution might follow in perhaps 72 hours.
Well, where was that zune store again....?!
So, now I have to wait, sing myself again and wait for the ever so famous and popular itunes store to answer. I wonder if there is any real human being working at all. I probably deal only with stupid computers, automatic voice generators and email answering machines.
I hope you had more luck (in fact I know because I saw some of you blogging and showing off proudly their new programms and options).
Is it just me, or do apple and microsoft become more alike every day?

Sob xxxkb

Red

2008-01-12T13:50:00.000-08:00

Return of the Beaver King

2008-01-10T15:38:00.000-08:00

This evening, my beloved ones, I was invited to visit good friends. They had planned a surprise for our entertainment. And imagine what it was? The Lord of the Rings - Part III, The Return of the King on TV - Oh my darlings, how I suffered when I saw it in cinema. I read the books as a child (only children have that much time) and I enjoyed them actually. But the movies, good Lord! Eliah Wood was a nightmare, just one facial expression for over two and a half hours... It was horrible :( I know my friends meant well...

At least a happy ending you might say - oh no, to be precise five or six, or were there seven of them? Everytime I thought, finally, the end titles, there they were again. Frodo Wood and the other dwarfs, babbling on and on. I know it was a huge success and people loved it very much all over the world, but I was bored. My favourite actor was Gollum and he was an animated figure out of a computer. He was great and had more talent and expression than the rest of the crew. Thank goodness, there is no Lord of the Rings IV.

Vit síggjast xxxxxkb

Great-Great-Great-Grandfather Páll

2008-01-02T14:34:00.000-08:00

Look what I found here in my purse :=) It is Nólsoyar Páll, actually my great-great-great-grandfather of the maternal line. He was a seaman, trader, poet, farmer, and boat builder. In Vágur in 1804 he built, the schooner Royndin Fríða, the first ship capable of crossing the Atlantic Ocean since the Middle Ages.
And guess what, I am named after him and his ship! Fríða (Freyja) Pála I am afraid is not as fancy as kim beaver, but what the heck :=) And my folks say that I´m his spitting image - hell yeah, exactly what I `ve always dreamt of. I know I have some beard issues - but hey, I am a Viking lass after all!

Vit síggjast darlings xxxxxkb

Fortune telling

2008-01-01T11:12:00.000-08:00

Happy New Year my friends :) Have a wonderful and splendid 2008!

On New Year´s Eve there is an old Norse tradition of fortune telling, to see what the new year will bring. It is so easy and much fun. All you need is water, fire a spoon and some lead.
The lead (or tin) is melted and then poured into cold water. Your future is then read from the shapes formed in the water in much the same way as reading shapes in tea leaves.

Isn´t this beautiful - so look what I got myself for 2008. Now I have to interprete and guess what it might mean. What would your interpretation be?

Vit síggjast xxxxxxkb

Xmas Survivor

2007-12-27T12:18:00.000-08:00

Good heavens - after all that wonderful xmas food I woke up this morning and had to face the horrible consequences. Oh my, the bikini figure is gone for a while I guess.

I am sure that you my darlings have been far more sensible, but if amongst you is someone who has made similar experiences - what would your advice be to regain the stunning shape and hips we all dream of after all the sweets and sins (and sweet sins) of Christmas?

Thanks in advance -

Vit síggjast xxxxxxkb

Christmas Traditions

2007-12-23T12:54:00.000-08:00

I just hid the jólafiskur in my tree. This is a very old and wonderful ancient Norse tradition. If you are the lucky one to find the ornament first, you are allowed to open your package first :=)

I hope your packages are as magnificent as mine this year. Have a merry merry Christmas or whatever you are going to celebrate, my darlings!

xxxxxkb

Ice ornaments

2007-12-19T02:44:00.000-08:00

My garden is next to a stream that leads to a river (more like a creek) Dalsáin - there you can see all the beautiful decorations and ornaments good old mother nature has put on to celebrate this wonderful time of the year.

Vit síggjast xxxxkb

:=)

Faroese Xmas

2007-12-18T14:45:00.000-08:00

How do you celebrate Christmas if there are no trees to put your ornaments on? See here how I solve this problem celebrating like every year with all the traditional decoration with my wonderful little Christmas tree in my garden.

Have a very merry Christmas my darlings. Love and hugs to all of you!
Gledhilig jól og eydnurikt nýggjár!

Vit síggjast xxxxkb

PS: Special thanks to Kalvin & Archerr :=)

Evolutionary phone

2007-12-15T12:24:00.000-08:00

Meet the ifarøyne. This completely new generation of communication is the latest and farthest step of evolution -
Have the world at your fingertips. Browse the net and listen to your favorite music - Oceanwaves.
This most stylish and avantgardish cult phone is "le dernier cri" of the season.

Be exceptional - think different - think faroese!

Vit síggjast xxxxxxxxkb

Tórshavn Transfer

2007-12-13T13:22:00.000-08:00

Hi there sweethearts -

today I would like to show you a bit of my little world :)

Look how Mama is crossing the river near to our little home in the outback :) Then the little beaver cottage and finally at the bus stop near by the lodge, the Tórshavn Transfer.

Miss you sweeties

Vit síggjast xxxxxxkb

Mama is visiting the lodge

2007-12-11T23:38:00.000-08:00

Oh my I am all busy because mother is to visit today the beaver residence. I think you never can clean enough for such an occasion. Not that I would live in a dumpster, but I guess all mothers think that nothing is sufficient for their children...

Wish me luck....

Vit síggjast xxxxxkb

Happy PreHoliday Delights

2007-12-11T04:08:00.000-08:00

This is my preholiday healthy latte-centred meal for today :)

I wish you could smell the sweet cinnamon - de-li-cious!!!

Have a great day my darlings :)

Vit síggjast xxxxkb

Close Encounters of the Third Kind!

2007-12-08T13:10:00.000-08:00

Yes, I know - you won´t believe it. I can hardly believe it myself - but it is true! I met the aliens, no not the Kims, my Corean neighbours - no, the real thing! And I have proof. To show you what I saw I had to risk my very own skin (fur) and nearly, almost, at a hair´s breadth got abducted, studied (really worthwile!) and probed in all the inappropriate places. No don´t envy me please! It was just like my wedding night - the first one, I think... - but thank goodness I fortunately managed to weasle out of this tight spot again! :)

Vit síggjast xxxxxkb

morning glory

2007-12-05T03:42:00.000-08:00

Góðan morgun og takk fyri seinast! :)

As I woke up tomorrow I had my daily glass of fresh milk (how else do you think I keep up my stunning looks?!) when I realized that I was still under the shower what kinda explained the unsavory taste of my milk. But that was not the only thing I realized - on my stylish glass of milk I read for the first time "latte + nutella". These two are my favourites!!!!!!

Go have a glass of milk yourself and listen to two of the world`s finest podcasts outthere!

Enjoy @

podismycopilot.com & qcastct.com

Vit síggjast xxxxkb

Gustavo the rat

2007-12-02T06:50:00.000-08:00

Good heavens - yesterday I was highly concentrated and eagerly working on my blog as I noticed someone watching me through the window from the balcony. This is amazing cause the Beaver residence balcony is on the second floor and there is no connection whatsoever to the gracious parklike garden surrounding the house. But yet there it was - Gustavo the rat. I had a rat, a rodent on my balcony. Oh my, working so hard on my blog I have to confess that I neglected the balcony a tiny bit in the last weeks. It is winter here after all and really wet and cold. But to have rats as direct neighbours isn´t what I dreamt of. I have to keep up with all them sheep everywhere. So I had to clean everything and put away the dead flowers and plants and til now Gustavo hasn´t been seen for a while. I know, many people love rats and some of them work as chefs in Paris, and in China they are very well liked pets and dishes but that is not my cup of brennivin. I can deal with rotten shark and sheep heads cut in half (the eye is the best part of it) but rats - no thanks!

Vit síggjast xxxkb

be nice to your beaver!

2007-11-24T15:35:00.000-08:00

So guys, this is the first post here - so be nice!